Guest Blogger Max A. Presents....

I have a treat for you guys! November is Guest Blogger month here at the Squeaky Voice-okay made that up, but whatever-and so today I present a crisp and funny piece of fiction written by one of my all time favorite wordsmiths, my son, Max A. Ladies and Gentlemen enjoy this story entitled...

The Pickle Scientist

Once there was a scientist. He made a potion. It was green. It bubbled. He got more stuff and set it aside. He drank the potion. He got small and green! He turned into a pickle!! He ate the stuff he set aside!!!He grew arms, then legs then a face!!!! He knew what reversed every potion. It was called nignith. It was in an underground forest. It was under the Sahara desert. He wanted to go to the airport but pickles can’t drive. Even living ones. Reason number one is that they are too small. Reason number two is that they are too light for the gas pedal or the brake. So he walked.

The airport was 20 miles away. He walked and walked and walked, when he finally got to the airport he felt like he had walked 500 miles.He ran through the airport. He looked up. A few seconds later a five year old kid looked down and said, “Mommy, someone dropped their pickle!” The little boy’s mom picked the scientist pickle up. She put him in the garbage!!! It smelled horrible in there. He managed to get out. “Yuck,” he said. Gum was stuck to his back! To make things clear abcdefg! That means already been chewed definitely eaten fat gum. He took it off and threw it into the trash. H ran and snuck onto plane B3.

He didn’t know where they were going. They were flying over the Sahara then the pilot made an announcement “We are low on gas!” When they were only a few miles away from the Sahara when they ran out of gas. The pilot said “Attention WE ARE OUT OF GAS, I REPEAT OUT OF GAS! Please use emergency exit!” Everyone ran to the closest emergency exit, but the scientist just hid under a chair. He had a plan! He had a plain plan on the plane.

As he hit the ground the plane split in half. He took everything a vehicle needed and made a broken down car. He wasn’t a mechanic so he could not fix the mini- car. He walked until the Sahara was just a mile away. Just then someone from the plane crawled by. Why did he crawl by? Because he was so hungry. He saw that pickle and chased him. Then he stood there confused. The scientist dug a hole and quickly buried himself. Then he dropped! He landed on moss. “This is it “He said. I can find the nignith here!

He walked, then skipped, then ran, then jogged. He looked everywhere in the forest. At the end was a wall with poison ivy all over it. He wondered what was behind it. He got an idea. He dug with his hands under one wall. He found the nignith, ate it then teleported back home.